SOX A FAMILY'S BEST FRIEND HD

SOX  A FAMILY'S BEST FRIEND HD

foreign [Music] thank you [Music] thank you foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] hey you're not helping me very much Jess mom I'm trying to keep aliens away from the garden how could you be gardening when aliens are attacking well thank you you know now that I think of it you have been a very big help because I I barely see any aliens at all now I got them all mom come here thank you Mom mom what I can't hug you anymore is that what this is I don't want a laser my mom oh yeah we wouldn't want that laser Man McDonald's well we're a family now maybe you Liam and Thomas and our old house wasn't big enough for all the new memories we're gonna make here well you think they're gonna like it they're gonna love it I like Thomas mom he's nice I think I see an alien over there yep by the table get it got it [Music] good thank you that one over there thank you [Music] are you all right buddy support I know this seems like we're going really fast but this is our life now you know and look at the good stuff you're gonna be closer to Uncle Nick new school new kids you know take it easy on these guys okay you know Liam the first rule of family nons it's all about communication yeah I know damn I just want you to take it easy okay thanks do me a favor okay try to be nice I think you're here Jesse how are you man good how are you good so nice to see you hello hello how are you this is I've been extremely lonely living in this big brand spanking new house all alone longing for Mr Levy to join me and anxiously waiting for another sweet little boy to join us hi Liam hello Christina welcome home so uh why don't we go inside see the work that Christine has done Makes You Lead the Way Laser man [Music] thank you anywhere else this is it now I haven't finished unpacking everything yet but our bedrooms and the living room and our bathrooms are just about done this is great you should see our room dad did he just say our room you didn't tell him that they were sharing your room didn't you really get around to that yet we really need to have a talk one second honey there's actually something I need to tell you tell me what two things really and this might be number one pleased to meet you Paula Preston I am the precinct president of the plantation Pines neighborhood association and we are pleased as punch to welcome you to this neighborhood oh a pecan pie thank you I personally prepared it myself thank you Mrs Preston of Miss Preston actually it's a first prize winner at the Pisces picnic for presentation thank you very much um this is my my wife Christina and our boys Jesse and Leon oh well pleased to meet you it's my pleasure I'm sure pie looks delicious uh perhaps we could share recipes someday perhaps [Music] um you know something just popped into the old pumpkin no it did it really real pumpkin Plum Pudding I can pass by preferably Thursday prior to 12 p.m and then we can trade recipes over Plum Pudding sounds like a date very nice to meet you and thank you so much for the podcast the boys say goodbye peace thank you was that your surprise are you expecting someone else hey Uncle Nick whoa don't come any further Nick hey sis is this what you wanted to talk to me about not exactly look when Uncle Nikki got you guys as a housewarming gift foreign [Music] a word Mr Levy [Music] cute huh yeah I suppose you're wondering why we're here I'm Donald yes we've met I'm Donna yes I know when was the last time you saw this dog [Music] what happened to your arm oh he got attacked by a dog I wasn't attacked oh you got him oh I had it under control it was real bad you're a dog we need to find your dog and who are you again that's Jim yeah ass I've told you I am Dale oh Jim yes Jim makes an amazing Curry salad so good yummy yeah yummy salad is good yeah for the soul I am Dale Hooger of the fbdi Federal Bureau of dog investigations and this is my colleague zowie Howie Howie he's a local dog catcher ah Donald I've known you for over 10 years yeah we were in uh we're in 4-H together oh yes my dog oh no I've never had a dog no dog this picture was taken by a security camera at the scene of a large fire at a chemical testing facility in said picture with said dog is a collar that had your information on it now we need to find this dog it is a matter of national security come on they love him I thought it was fun it's a good idea what okay I'm a dad you see you all the time or someone would stop them from fighting he's just a little dog Christina but if you don't want them to have him I mean I will totally tell him I mean we are a team I will support you 100 you are not gonna make me to be the bad guy here well then I mean what do you want me to do [Music] all right all right fine look we'll see how it goes all right this is just temporary promise and over here uh I don't think the dog should be in the house okay it doesn't look like a house dog to me look at him he's he's basically trained I mean that is where I found him found him where did you find him Nick in a house but in my house it's actually kind of funny after we hung up the phone and you said you wanted to well he was right there in my living room how'd you get in your house why is he looking at me he likes you probably thinks you're cute [Music] I I have never owned a dog no wait I remember that color I gave that color to a friend of mine oh yeah was this for New Year's a dog yes oh but he would never hurt anyone oh no he was a righteous dude very righteous and when was the last time you saw this dog friend what is the date five o'clock 17th oh in the day oh it's Friday Mr Sankey Friday the 17th the 17th uh so uh uh when was it that you saw your dog last again the 14th could be important better jot that damn wowie no yes may may yes may what do you mean May what does he mean maybe May 14 2008. that was a good year I remember like it was yesterday that was a good year that was a really good year Legoland I remember that um is there anything else that you guys want to tell us uh like uh for example uh the dog's name or anything uh distinguishing markings anything that would help us find him he has dog hair that's important uh do you have any idea where he might have gone five years ago has anyone else contacted you from said caller no oh wait no did not knowing from where you contacted you or no no one from the last time contacting you before yes okay well uh thank you uh Miss Sankey um okay well thank you so much gentlemen oh wait there's one more thing what p d test dog food just hates it is dog food but he can't tell us a dog's name no sugar because sugar is bad for you and yes very bad for dogs and humans and he's special very special yeah we know how special the dog is oh oh and he's wearing socks important write that down while it could be important well ladies thank you very much you know and next time I promise I will make you some tea can't wait see you at the meeting better go to the bathroom and I got my stomach all rolled she's a few cards short of a full deck if you know what I'm saying um she's the closest contact we have to the nation's most Wanted aminal Criminal you better hope we find that dog or you're gonna be looking for a job soon friend well how do we find him I've been searching for that canine for over seven years I know how he works he will not outsmart me yeah go get him Sherlock [Music] [Music] it's not funny it's not all right it was kind of funny and you have to admit you looked a bit like a fire hydrant so you can't really blame the guy stop you know what I'm serious you really should have talked to me first that's all I'm all I just wanted to be a surprise for you and the boys I mean if if I thought it was going to be a problem I wouldn't have had Nick get him in the first place you got to believe me of course I believe you so what is this what you wanted to talk to me about not exactly look whatever it is I'm with you 100 okay as long as we can finally start our lives together I've missed you [Music] what is this that is actually what I wanted to talk to you about all right I'm going away to San Francisco just for a week I'll be three hours away a week you've gotta understand that the family knots Counseling Center is opening What's it gonna look like if if the founder and creator of the fastest growing family counseling plan is is not there the investors will I mean the investors are going to go nuts this is the biggest thing to happen to this company since it started I can't miss this opportunity you said it might not happen though I had I said it might not but I also said and I might get to speak in front of 2000 Clinical Psychology students at Berkeley I can't miss out on this Thomas we've been married for a week hardly seeing you I know I'll make it up to you promise promise can't you let Nick handle some of the opening that way you won't be gone for so long would you let Nick handle the opening no exactly we will pick up every stray dog we will talk to every dog owner who's in the city until we find that criminal canine no one will get past us we will talk to everyone who's ever stepped in dog poop everyone who's ever been bitten by a flea that's how we will find him that's why I am Numero Uno at the fbdi I see everything you cannot the only thing special around here [Music] [Music] or once Howard I agree with you so what do you think to San Francisco why there's nothing fun about driving to San Francisco I don't want the dog on the couch sweetheart relax it's not a big deal so what'd you decide guys we need you to be the tiebreaker you mean you want us to be the tiebreaker whatever I want to name him the awesome name of Turbo I told you he doesn't like that name I see we name him turtle name is horrible it's not horrible it is no it's not yes it is not is not toys boys that's enough okay guys you're not thinking his name through I mean look at him his name should be obvious yeah I mean it's got to be something special I mean it's gonna have a meaning something behind it exactly I mean look at him he doesn't look like a a spot or a snowball or a can have a a regular dog's name no it's got to be something that has meaning and purpose name should be come on guys [Music] What's it gonna be socks socks they look like boots to me but I kind of like socks no but socks with an X perfect I like that yeah yeah what do you think sucks whoa I think he likes it it's a good idea Liam I thought you said it first well it wasn't me but you know sometimes just the best ideas rather than thin air hey I like it Mom what do you think why not welcome home socks [Music] I found the dog I was looking for oh man how long do we have to keep doing this okay we already put up bulletins in search of the pound we searched for the dog as long as it takes to find the dog that's how long we search for the dog but any one of these dogs could be him look why don't we just ask people like I said earlier what on Earth are you doing you want to find a dog you've got to think like a dog I'm smelling the air we don't need to talk to these humans I'll know the dog when I see the dog I will smell the dog when I smell the dog oh really yes really this dog is a criminal a mastermind we've had some Runners before but he's always managed to evade me sometimes when I smell other dogs I can smell the scent of that dog on those dogs he will be mine there there that dog that dog knows something oh oh what the poodle no no over oh the Greyhound no no whoa what higher oh the Great Dane no with the blonde hair oh the Dachshund no no no with the ears oh the golden retriever no the chocolate lab no oh wait the miniature pinscher what is that Chihuahua mix thank you next to the girl with the uh oh the seafoam green jumpsuit well no one's more like aquamarine Emerald blue jumps no no no that's teal you think that's teal it's more like seafoam no it's a blue uh Indigo damn come on excuse me excuse me ma'am I just oh buddy it's easy I just need to check the dog this is official business hmm [Laughter] okay we're in public we're in public yes hey haven't unpacked yet is there another bedroom right now you and Jesse got a share room for right now all right maybe in a couple of months you can get your own room only if you're nice to both him and Christina why do I have to share a room with healing [Music] I just thought it would be nice for you guys to do a little bonding it's not gonna hurt that much can we does that mean Christina yes that does mean Christina come on you gotta understand I know this is hard for you but I need you to help me with this I need you to be respectful okay [Music] you know the sooner you unpack the sooner you can play with socks and there's a there's something else I got to tell you [Music] come on [Music] already look I have to go to San Francisco then why do I need to unpack I need you to stay here look while I'm gone you're the man of the house okay I need you to take care of everything here and that includes socks please please okay now fetch it and bring it back come on boy get the Frisbee come on boy [Music] no moms no moms we don't need any moms brought into this equation okay just you and me did you just hit you in the head with a frisbee yes I did sorry about that I was gunning for the chest let me let me break it down here for you the fetch thing yeah I'm not into it how did you write first time of the whole talking dog thing your mind must be blown are you an alien dog or something alien dog do I look like elf oh yeah right it's uh way before your time you're so cool I gotta tell my mom you will never believe me no let's not do that I can't tell my mom see here's the deal kid you know I've been around for you know a while and you know the adults they just they don't get the whole talking dog thing they pass out it's a mess you know that shirtless buff guy from Twilight kind of looks like an Ewok well he wet himself when I told him I was a fan kids on the other hand yeah you guys accept it pretty quick that's why I dig you guys yeah eye to eye you want me to keep this a secret exactly just you and me it's like a club capiche huh yes I would like you to keep it a secret okay you have my word it'll be our secret Aces ew I hate Rose I wish we could have pizza tonight instead of yucky roast no worries I got your back all right well next coming in a little bit we're gonna leave tonight all right I love you you know it's a good talk and you can talk to Christina if you ever need to it's not gonna happen all right well hey no pressure I'm just putting it out there okay all right buddy see in a sec foreign [Music] you just might be the perfect candidate to take care of your mom then I'll do my best all right I know you will hey Liam you gonna say goodbye to your old man before I go bye wow that's it huh why can't I just go with you School hasn't started yet come on you need to stay here all right you gotta sleep in an actual bed you gotta get a home-cooked meal mom's a great cook you're a baby you're emotionally unstable Jesse guys just remember the family knots when I'm gone okay okay never mind I'll be back in a couple of days okay call me later okay yeah all right you two go get washed up for dinner all right Mom I don't want rules for dinner how did you know I was making [Music] socks no no no run socks [Music] oh God [Music] drop it drop it [Music] wow the roast is ruined gosh is that the time I sure really good going I mean Nick is probably so would not want to be you sucks love you honey leave got it the dog house for you mister out [Music] hey good why don't you share the wealth a little bit I'd like pizza oh yeah yeah right um my bad bad timing did you just talk yeah yeah but my uh mouth doesn't really work like yours it's more like a telepathy type really crazy aren't I no you're not crazy but yes I am talking and by the way you're welcome for the whole peeing thing earlier word of the wives if you ever want two people to stop fighting just go over and pee on one of the works every time nice five seconds you sure you should be eating them kidding dirt covered Pizza is the best of course the tummy goes crazy a little later but eh I'm a dog I can go anywhere if you know what I mean Liam Liam what kind of dog are you stay on the head oh what are you guys talking about talking we we weren't talking oh okay [Music] well how long are you gonna stay out here till dad comes back I can't let you do that you know fine Liam please understand dogs need to learn discipline you know it would really mean a lot to all of us if you could just you know hang loose you know come back in the house hang loose I can't let you sleep out here okay socks did a bad thing and when he learns his lesson maybe he can come back in the house maybe I'm not gonna argue with you about this right now okay come on so I got kicked down on the first day buddy my dad was here he'd be nice anymore talk to you later oh took the pizza [Music] [Music] [Music] hey you made it to San Francisco already no no we're we're just getting into the city uh I I got a call from the the director of mental health division at Berkeley yeah everything's lining up it should be great it's good is everything okay yeah I just um sax has already turned me into the bad guy and um and Liam he just William just wants nothing to do with me you know I just I just want him so desperately to accept me you know I just want him to know how much I love him and it's all I care about Slow Down slow down he will all right I I know he will just it takes a little time to settle in and you know I really think socks will make it a lot easier for everybody to get along you know so I'll see you soon okay I love you good night sweetheart is everything all right oh everything's do you have any antacids in here sorry oh god seriously I told you two bowls of chili two bowls of chili it was delicious I don't care it's it's greasy spoon chili you can't do that all right let's go I I think I know where we're going really this time I'm gonna show you something follow me this way it's in our room I want to show you perch in your room I'm sitting in the guest room it's going to be my own room once I talk to my dad again mom and dad said we were sharing my dad not yours Thomas said I could call him Dad if I wanted he didn't mean it he's just being nice it's like when someone you care about leaves and they say they wish they could stay but they don't really that's sad did that happen to you no forget about it okay just call my dad Thomas even Tommy if you like just not dad you sure positive sorry coming if I come will you leave me alone you're gonna love it close your eyes it's not gonna happen it's great right I figured we could sleep in the fort tonight it's cool if I was a baby like you I'm not a baby and I know you think it's cool what I need a sidekick every superhero need one first of all I know sidekick and second of all you're no superhero you're mean thank you I don't think I want you in my fort anyway on second thought I like this room better you go sleep in the guest room what if I don't want it then I guess the fort comes tumbling down just like War I destroyed your fort now the room is mine just like socks that's not fair socks is mine too you know nope he's only mine that's not fair too bad I know Sonic's better than you do trust me no you don't do so do not do so do not do so prove it never mind man I hate cheats it's like a never-ending black hole of softness falling on top of you sucks yeah she's a little uptight huh tell your dad to ship her to the spa for a day girls love that quiet boy you don't want to get in trouble don't look at me like that I'm right on this one okay I'm telling you you don't want to turn out as an emo kid you only get one color walking around wearing black he's annoying me and him aren't gonna work out as brothers uh you know I knew this guy a long time ago long hair Carpenter nicest guy I ever met one of the smartest too he had these 12 dudes that followed him everywhere called themselves disciples well these guys screwed up all over the place my buddy had to fix her mistakes my point is that he didn't care how many mistakes they made or how annoying they could be he loved them and always forgave them and you know what he considered them as brothers good for that guy up I'm out of here that sucks it sucks thanks a lot too fine I don't need you either hey Liam wake up wake up Liam wake up wake up [Music] get out of bed look at it okay come on man you want a piece of me too huh you think you can take this both anything you can take socks here huh yeah you think you got me come on [Music] into it foreign [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] thank you to New York who's in Ohio how to get to Ohio without me knowing it went to Indiana down to Florida [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] [Music] all right now it says we need to put the window what's two maybe that little Nabi thing there's the navi [Music] hey [Music] all right look before you say anything um I know it's not perfect or even close to being done yet but Jesse and I tried to stay up all night putting this back together for you and um wow you know what I really just I don't even know how you wow cool D6 I'm impressed and we know you probably wanted to put it together so we went out and found another car that we thought you would like to go it's a Chevy like the other one actually it's a board oh thank you that was really nice so should we have breakfast I'm on it and why don't you take over from me okay I'll go do what I'm busted doing yeah okay tires are hard look all I'm asking is for my partner here to sniff your dog no come on kid it'll only take a second here here want some candy my dad told him about people like you and told me not stressful look I'm sure he would understand you see Dale here is from the fbdi he wouldn't understand neither would you ask him Rick's like Steve people isn't that right you know what I think you're right let's go down I'm good I'm good [Music] okay okay tell me why we are one up so early two working on a Saturday because now we need to find that dog you like your job don't you Howie yeah yeah I got it okay that dog is the preeminent dog criminal in the nation what's pretty permanent what you said pre-enema prenuptial preeminence yes that so what what's wrong with saying preeminent nothing nothing you just don't seem like the kind of guy that would use that kind of word for you uh pretty uh you want to go over to your side or you want to drive my side you don't seem like the kind of guy that would use the word pre you know that's all well I read okay I know stuff what's wrong with that you read yeah I read you got an issue with that oh no I'm just curious about what a person like you would read you wouldn't know it are you implying that I don't read sir I would never then what are you reading just something I got off the clearance rack at the bookstore okay so big deal well if it's no big deal it's Bill the beans Romance song what what what I didn't what it's a romance novel Jane Rollins a love to remember okay you can laugh now [Laughter] James that's rich that's why I didn't want to say anything the love story yeah wait this is the one about the lawyer who falls in love with the death row inmate yeah that's the one can we drop it already he's got about a week to live and she risks her career to save him from time oh that switch how do you know what happens in the book how do you know what happens in the book Dale about the look yeah I'm uh uh we have to focus on something else no far more no first you tell me how you know what happened in the book no first thing is this dog and in order look at that look at what that woman that woman that woman is that uh is that Paula Preston with the neighborhood yes her you need to talk with her maybe uh maybe she's seen the dog yes because you're a local so she would know you she would understand these all right I'll be right back local things excuse me excuse me uh pardon uh hi uh Howie hagelstrom uh animal control and you oh I mean uh uh you you haven't seen this dog have you it's missing oh oh Poo a misplaced puppy poor puppy oh oh pretty plain pamphlet oh well we didn't have a lot to work with but this dog means a lot to the owner so if you see anything just uh just give me a call that's that's my number right there um you can call anytime but uh I'll keep my peepers patrolling I I I have to get back to work but if you hear anything oh what are you listening to oh a Pearl Jam Prince and the police it's my power walking playlist [Laughter] uh I I have to go but uh seriously you hear anything just let me know all right oh it's gotten into you Twinkle Toes it's a good workout what can I say did you just do a pirouette it really tightens up your midsection you should try it yeah [Music] it was uh sucks did you just talk in front of him you know that sucks yeah of course I've talked to both of you I'm surprised you both didn't know guys are brothers if you don't talk to each other at all you shouldn't really start acting like brothers well that's why I'm here I thought that maybe you know we could build this one together look I know it was mostly Christina that built that last one these are really hard to make hey the kids got smart fingers he could give you a hand fingers damn get it all I'm saying is that these are a lot harder than you think probably just let me down I just wanted to help but you really can't really Jesse's just trying to be your brother you gotta relax man I wasn't trying to be mean come on come on come on kid you're coming with me there's something I want you to see have a seat right here listen for once meal he doesn't like me of course he likes you Jesse that's impossible he he's mean and he doesn't want to hear songs he's my dog too you know baby just give him some time okay he's a good kid and if you give him a chance he's gonna make an even better Big Brother I promise I promise do you think I'm a good little brother best little brother ever sometimes I wish you and me were just happy back to being family again maybe we are a family we just need to um learn to love each other that's all you know I'm sure it's tough for Liam too that we just have to stay strong and no wall work out in the end assistant turn off the light I can't I'm afraid of the dark you're afraid of the dark I know I'm a baby trust me just turn off the light okay here put this put this on yeah baby check me out Underdog ain't got nothing on me have you ever heard the story about the junk men from Mars Jumpman oh those guys yeah they come to Earth and they steal all of Earth's most valuable Treasures valuable Treasures like my mom like socks bring it on Grandma Mars yeah but they love everything we love except 60 billion times more why do they do that don't they have good stuff on Mars yeah but not as good as Earth it's got way more cooler stuff than Mars it's true I met some guys from Mars they're very boring people up there all they want to do is play Minecraft how do we stop them no one really know them I think aliens before these guys are really tough if really quick I'm scared can you sleep in here with me I may be small but I've got the strength of a gorilla and a bite of a hippopotamus yeah but we gotta take shifts to make sure you know they don't come and take socks worry about yourself kid or my mom I'll pick for a shift no you get some rest I'll take the first shift thanks Liam it's been the most fun time ever here have a pillow get some sleep well played are we friends now see now you're being cool good night Liam good night socks [Music] socks [Music] where is that dog [Music] oh there you are [Music] brought you some food oh [Music] all right look you're still in thin ice with me mister okay but I think I see you working the magic on the boys thank you come here [Music] mangy butt [Music] hey you guys good yeah mom last night was so cool we stayed up all night with socks hey what was that for eign I didn't let him in he kicked me then who let him in hmm I didn't let him in Jessie did you I didn't let him in but he got in and I don't know how okay just so we're clear in the future sock sleeps in the doghouse okay socks does something bad he's in the doghouse why are you just saying that to me I didn't let him in I'm speaking to both of you it did kind of look like you were looking at Liam see Jesse I'm just saying mom it goes for both of you okay it actually goes for all of us socks is he's all over the place right now he needs to learn some boundaries it won't happen again Liam I'm not blaming you it won't happen again could that be can aliens Mom I'm coming with you come on man Paula oh my I am so sorry I completely forgot you were coming this morning we got a bit of a late start um if you you know if you just give me a few minutes oh just please proper preparation is Paramount I'll probably pop by later oh that would be amazing thank you so much here's the strangest lady ever yeah I need to push past the beauty parlor and get a perm to prep for the peach pageant oh it's pretty popular I participate every year it sucks foreign [Music] I am Voice come on come on get something good towel paper towel something at you boys just one of you go get something please come on help Mom are you looking at me or Liam just somebody go get everything Paula I am I am so so sorry don't bother I'm fine or don't describe how sorry I really am I am I said I am fine thank you she must be upset well that is some Dog you've got there and he's special and really special I bet he is really special on him they kind of look like socks uh I don't suppose this happens very often I've never seen it before but I suppose things like this do happen every now and then anyway um I don't think we should have our recipe exchange after all a day foreign you are really in the doghouse now mister [Music] [Music] who is it who is it I don't know well answer it I'm answering it hello I possibly can point you to the proper place to find that misplaced pop precisely you just say that one more time precisely I just said just a little gentler listen excuse me uh nothing nothing um perhaps I probably found your pooch just hold on for for one moment I think we may have found our dog oh no no no not you I'm so sorry um yeah hang it okay okay hang it yes yes goodbye we will see what that addressed in like 15 minutes okay love you bye oh start the do you think she heard that she didn't hear that no no she probably hung up no probably yeah over here come in socks this way good boy good boy okay right here there you go what is this what is this huh oh you've got to be kidding me what is this doing in here what is this uh looks like uh some bacon OJ yeah but no sugar he doesn't like that but I didn't put it in there I didn't I don't know how I got there either so nobody knows how it got in here no oh you know you know what guys I know why don't we ask socks how it got here huh come here boy come here let me ask you something do you know how this got in there huh what oh you can't you can't tell me what why why is that oh because he's a dog I didn't put in here and Jesse didn't put it in there Mom we were with you the whole time you know what boys I think when your father gets home after his lecture tomorrow night we're gonna have a long talk about this dog was that me Mom [Music] you just can't you guys it's just really not a good time to have a dog right now okay fine it's a lot of responsibility it's something filling out we understand we understand completely you just don't like them you say you want to be a family nice work Christina [Applause] all right you got you guys Thomas will be home tomorrow night after his lecture okay let's talk about it then all right socks stays out here okay he sleeps out here you guys understand now look I'm sorry but he needs to learn some boundaries if he has any chance of staying here okay okay [Music] don't worry guys cheese is blowing off a little steam now I'm not going anywhere that's you that's it that's him all right I know him if he was dipped in Honey and covering feathers rolled around lightly floured with some salt cinnamon to taste [Applause] man I hate to take that dog away from those poor kids that dog is a criminal mastermind who knows what he's planning on doing to those poor rotten are you sure you don't look that dangerous to me of course I'm sure you know Howie I'm beginning to think that you don't have the huevos that it takes it needs to be done by nuevos Rancheros huevos Grande oh I got the wrong look let's just can we just give him one more night together sure yeah sure Howie that's a nice idea yeah why don't we do that why don't we give them one more night to say [Music] [Music] Nobody Knows the Trouble I've seen nobody no buttons [Music] maybe he just went for a walk or something I'm sure he'll be back just wouldn't just leave yeah he'd tell us that he would that we got rid of him last night and he didn't tell us Liam you know I wouldn't do something like that see [Music] God [Music] please help us to get socks back if you let us have him back God I'll be nice to Jesse he's really not that bad God please I'll I'll even be nice to Christina anything you want me to do God I'll do it yeah I think it'll work mom says prayer helps with everything God [Music] Tommy it's me um look I know you're probably on your later lecture right now but something really horrible has happened and it's about sex and look I need your help like like now okay please please call me back you know I gotta remember to smile it's not do you have any idea where we are did you see in Exit 42 I'm the driver I'm not supposed to be seeing Exit 42 you're supposed to be seeing as a 42 you're the Navigator did you see a diner because I'm kind of hungry or a cactus there seems to be a cactus in here yeah I hate to interrupt because you're on such a role there but I think Christina just called you no tell her I said hi but not that I got lost please I know you can do it so do it talk talk not gonna happen there you did it I knew you could do it and I got it all on camera you do realize that I'm talking to your brain the camera didn't pick anything up liar go ahead play it back then maybe I will got it all on camera liar maybe I will the big bad guy's plan is ruined no no it's not I will show the world your gifts and I will be rich genius yes I know thank you and b t w you will not get anything to eat until you agree to work with me you know what I hear you but uh I already had your sandwich about like 10 minutes ago so yeah I'm good for a while right that was good you didn't use this is so hungry how did you do that it's okay baby we're gonna find them all right we are guys we're gonna find them okay it's okay Tommy hi my name is Howie I work with local animal control oh good oh my God have you have you found our dog socks what do you mean they'll come by Who's down well I have to tell you something about your dog he's wanted by the fbdi and Dale was the officer looking for him fbdi I don't know a federal bureau of dog investigations fbdi actually think that that exists it's done it's so professional I didn't even think that look your partner stole our dog where is he [Music] I just I just got your message where it sucks how about your lecture I don't care about a lecture a lecture about trying to keep my family together when my own is falling apart who's this guy uh uh dog catcher he's more than the Jumpman whoa whoa what's going on here go find socks what happened to socks one of the Jumpman from Mars took him look this guy that I was working for uh to catch what I thought was the nation's most wanted Dog criminal was probably lying about everything just so we could steal your dog had an idiot why socks well Donald did say that he was pretty special who's Donald so you've been chasing me for a while now huh like five years seven seven um seven seven years me this is you huh wow that's uh that's a commitment there five years just to make a little money off my gifts what what's wrong with wanting money I'm not buying it nope sorry don't buy it I think there's a little bit more to it there dale what do you think muddy what's the real reason what are you hiding stop stop it get out of my head out of my head go out [Music] damn what are you hiding come on down stop it stop it um [Music] stop it tell me because all I ever wanted was a talking dog okay my best friend my little beagle scooter he was my best friend but he couldn't talk and he he's gone but you you'll live forever and you can talk you can talk to me come on it's okay buddy I just wanted a best friend no it's okay damn there there yeah just rest your head there there it's all [Music] I knew there was something else about that guy it was a smell he smells like the Jersey Shore oh no that's a situation anyway uh it turns out that the fbdi doesn't even exist probably should have looked that up earlier huh Tuckerton where is soccer team Socrates his name is socks Liam how did you know that did Socrates tell you that uh I guess it just seemed like his name yes this is typical Socrates he does it every time oh my gosh she's such a little Rubble you know he just loves the way socks sounds he just thinks it's so cool you didn't tell me they found a family for them well uh uh who is this guy again are you a junk Man From Mars brother oh no I don't think I have any brothers from Mars did I ever tell you the story of how I met Socrates wow he came to me in a very special time in my life when I lost someone I loved and he came and he meanted my heart you know I think he's doing the same for you [Music] are you two brothers yes yes and you guys know how special soccer socks is yeah yeah do you guys love him very much yes well then let's go find them let's go [Music] oh boy okay stop right here okay stopping good no left where are you where are you where are you going what are you doing get back in oh my God sorry oh oh okay your socks I don't know he left me I guess he didn't want to be my best friend because you stole him we're gonna find socks it takes us all afternoon we're gonna find him okay and I'll stay here flying liar you make sure the police have a nice chat with him if I know socks too loud I'd say he's right where are you supposed to be well come on I'll reach you there wait a minute [Music] foreign [Music] yeah sorry about that there princess [Music] what did I tell you about that there guys they ain't City oh hey hey Christina hey hey give me a second right there please to go see an old friend Donald I'll be good here [Music] foreign guys breakfast is ready breakfast church this morning let's get a move on let's do it guys oh okay come on delicious okay I'm excited to dig in yeah thank you thank you you're welcome thank you first breakfast [Music] oops give me some of that greasy grub there baby socks oh man that's my wife you're talking to sorry about that did he just yeah he did it's the newest thing in dog technology that's amazing that's all right yeah it's nice dogs don't normally talk right well I guess I'm not your average dog he drinks coffee coffee he does I don't drink anything French roast dark Rose White Rose okay it's all good I like the roasts give me anything that's hand-picked by Juan Valdez no sugar there babe but if I want something sweet I'll put you in my coffee can I ask you a personal question shoot when we leave the house and we leave the TV on for you do you like that uh I guess it really depends on the show you like the donkey channels right Animal Planet I think we could uh okay don't get any ideas yeah we already have been dealing with these dog catcher they're crazy but make a lot of money we could we could yeah you know what I'm more of a radio guy well here we go when you leave the house where do you go I can tell you then I have to bite you I'm okay with this but did you wash your paws hello animal I licked them spotless um it's kind of gross part of the family yeah from now on for the record I just wanted to let you know I've been around for a while I've had a lot of meals with a lot of different people there's no other place that I'd rather be I'm right here with all of you now top off my coffee oh is that bacon yeah I wish it was sausage sausage well I guess he's part of the family now [Music] Aces [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] to let you read plenty of Jane Rollins in jail sad sad